What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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