But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
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