Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
i out mim tonsoeep
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