How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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