problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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