Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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