so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
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Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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