Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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