fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
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You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
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Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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