Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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