woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I just got carded by a ten year old.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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