I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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