I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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