And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
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