I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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