I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
We're too hungover to prance.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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