yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
