do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
You've changed since you got that strap on
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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