Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
