What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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