I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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