): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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