She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i would one night stand the shit outta him
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
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You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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