What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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