i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
well, you know. whores of a feather.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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