First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
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I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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