I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
