So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
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In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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