everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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