Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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