He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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