I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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