she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
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Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
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you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith