Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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