new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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