Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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