I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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