talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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