No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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