is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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