Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I believe in your delicious
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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