'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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