If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
smell my finger.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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