My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
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First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
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Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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