I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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