So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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