is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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