If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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