i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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