How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
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I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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