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• (561): View more from Florida

  You drink too much

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  No, I drink just the right amount - too often.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?

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  Too tired to pretend that I care : (

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• (760): View more from California

  Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on

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• (682): View more from Texas

  I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.

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