I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.