How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
There r osticjed everywhere
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD