He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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