Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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