sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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