we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
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after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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