Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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