the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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