I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Rumble strips road head = magical
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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